so approx 8 years ago, when the dildo box was released. my friend worked in a cd shop that sold cds and dvds.
and they got this box in. Just 1, randomly.
Who ordered it? which supplier sent it? WHO KNOWS. but they had 1.
So, this is a high street independent shop, kids coming in left right and center. WHOS GONNA BUY IT.
So they put it on a really tall shelf so nobody can get to it/have a look, but at least its on display. I guess if someone sees it and knows, then they'll say? right?
wrong.
so its there for what seems like forever, it was probably like two weeks looking back. People keep asking, whats in that crazy briefcase, its so cool looking.
Sorry can't tell you whats inside blahblah kids around.
then it happens.
on one quiet weekday night.
the alarm goes off. the shop is broken into. its trashed.
i came the next day to help clean up(cos im nice)
its a warzone. cds every where, dvds strewn about. the beatles yellow submarine charity pot has not been touched(thank the lord).
Stock check, everythings here.
Till check, was empty anyway, chillin.
wtf dude, why they trash the place, there wasn't anything worth stealing. Maybe a dodgeball dvd at best?
Then we all look, its almost in unison (it probably wasn't), the highest shelf in the shop...that nobody could reach without a step ladder.
the big metal briefcase full of dildos is
gone.
the only thing that actually looks like it could be worth anything is gone. a box full of pink dildos.
So you're thinking, thats the end of the story? Nope.
What happens when you're robbed?
you call the police.
So the police come, and oh damn. It started to sink in.
police: "God what a mess boys, everyone ok, nobody hurt? Lemme take some statements from the people that were first on the scene YADDA YADDA YADDA PARAPHRASE ETC"
police: "So how much did they take?"
shopman: "1 box"
police: "oh? till? rare cds? can you describe it?"
shopman: "it was a metal briefcase"
police: "what was in the metal briefcase?"
shopman: "pink dildos...?"
police: "....."
they leave, its over, its done.
Then it reallllllly sinks in.
They smashed and grabbed the one thing that looked valuable.
They got home and they put it on a table thinking:
and they actually got:
thanku and goodnight