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Post by TheMongoStomp on Jun 19, 2017 15:28:08 GMT -5
Personally, Agitator takes the crown for this thread. The lyrics are so unbelievable corny. Me and my buddies read through their discography on a road trip home once and the second hand embarrassment I felt reading them have been unmatched.
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Post by Zeke on Jun 19, 2017 15:30:24 GMT -5
I'm a bad motherfucker not a fucking role model Fuck church, hit a bong, then go smash a fucking bottle Got a few sluts to help me roll a few blunts And they never question me cause they know I hate cunts OH Eat my words and swallow my sentences Here we go you fucking asshole Living off the dirt on my shoes does it keep you alive
I'm about that life
Hold me accountable You're itching for the money that I use to wipe my ass Here's some shitty Benjamin's Too bad they'll never help you buy some fucking class
Trapped in a world where money controls you Hustle hard or be a piece of shit Watching the tears rolling down your face I'm throwing away diamonds
I like a bad bitch She fucks me all night Then she counts my money while I'm on my play station Every moments always filled with sensation Always fucking blazing America's my nation I wouldn't have it any other fucking way I'm about this fucking life I hustle hard and then I play Put your lips on my dick so you can taste success That's the shit swallow and don't spit
I'm about that life
Trapped in a world where money controls you Hustle hard or be a piece of shit Watching the tears rolling down your face I'm throwing away diamonds On and on it never stops till the moneys gone Rip this bong and get yo money bitch start stacking the paper
I had diamonds but I threw them away cause I don't give a fuck SUCK MY FUCK She rides my dick like it's a merry go round And I just bust my nut on her
Let me tell you something Tighter than a virgin Making money like a surgeon And we stack it to the roof Because my pockets started hurting Balling and hauling and taking over like I'm Stalin Got a few fucks but I do not give them to anyone. Holy shit I guess I'm really just about that life SUCK MY FUCK
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Post by touchtest on Jun 19, 2017 15:36:31 GMT -5
always thought Tiny Moving Parts was cool musically but that their lyrics were straight up unbearable
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Post by martindtd on Jun 19, 2017 16:20:45 GMT -5
Emmure- Drug Dealer Friend
I wanna watch you suck his dick I know you fucking love it bitch Do you see me now? Look into my fucking eyes
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Post by theblackpage on Jun 19, 2017 18:10:34 GMT -5
All songs from Deez Nuts
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Post by crust on Jun 19, 2017 18:31:30 GMT -5
There's a lot of shit lyrics bands out there. Attila, Emmure (music is good but lyrics are shit), Deez Nuts, Survive This! (I remember one song of them were the dude was talking about punching his ex in the face and that shit lol)
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Post by strigoi on Jun 19, 2017 22:08:08 GMT -5
Facecast
Here's an example:
"[...] This is my house, these are my rules Get off your ass and make me some food And when I'm done I'm taking what's mine Put on something sexy and shake your behind
You really make me fucking sick Scrub the floor you worthless bitch Why the fuck am I even with you I guess you like it when I beat you
I am the wifebeater I am the wifebeater (I won't stop 'till this house is cleaner) I am the wifebeater I am the wifebeater (Alcohol just makes me meaner)
Rah [...]"
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Post by whoracle on Jun 19, 2017 23:47:00 GMT -5
Probably not anywhere near the worst, but the ones that are weird to me that I really notice are the last few Protest the Hero albums and newer Nevermore. I normally don't care about lyrical content that much, but i notice with those that the lyrics at times make me like the music less. I can't forget Ghost Bath though... seeing as all the dude does is howl and scream.. literally no lyrics at all haha. If the lyrics of a band are really really bad though, I wouldn't listen to them. So my examples are just weirdish lyrics that take away from the beauty or enjoyment of the rest of the music for me.
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Post by lifeofahandheld on Jun 20, 2017 1:45:56 GMT -5
I was going to comment Attila and Emmure but it looks like that's already been covered, sweet.
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Post by abruptsledge on Jun 20, 2017 5:02:03 GMT -5
Attila and Emmure are easy targets. I have real disdain for lyrics like Lifeforms has, multidimensional is full of absolute garbage "I just discovered how cool outer space is." Bullshit. The music ain't bad though.
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Post by platsonjivemoney on Jun 20, 2017 9:17:28 GMT -5
Structures' lyrics were ok on their first EP, but their album Divided By had some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.
"GOD DAMN EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE, BECAUSE I HATE EVERYTHING!"
Ok there, buddy.
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Post by ElderGoose on Jun 20, 2017 9:47:12 GMT -5
Counterparts.
Our, our, you, me, time, our, us, light, end, past, memory, yada yada yada.
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Post by ꧁꧂ on Jun 20, 2017 17:32:20 GMT -5
Structures' lyrics were ok on their first EP, but their album Divided By had some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard. "GOD DAMN EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE, BECAUSE I HATE EVERYTHING!" Ok there, buddy. "Good luck champ, go break a fucking leg."
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Post by Ghosty on Jun 20, 2017 17:53:51 GMT -5
Spite: Anyone who disagrees is 16. Also the groaning shit their vocalist does is worse than Frankie Palmeri's talk-rapping. Infant Annihilator: "It's just a joke bro" blah blah blah. Still cringey as fuck. The Acacia Strain: Epitome of edge that appeals to teenagers who think they're above "basic" edgy lyrics like Attila. Dance Gavin Dance: Love the band but a lot of their lyrics are fucking stupid. Motionless in White: Same as DGD.
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Post by triplesix on Jun 20, 2017 17:56:41 GMT -5
Most Emmure lyrics are pretty far out there.
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