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Post by satrix on Sept 8, 2017 4:26:24 GMT -5
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Post by stcowata on Sept 9, 2017 12:43:31 GMT -5
whats pink, bubbling, and tapping at the window? a baby in a microwave
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Post by satrix on Sept 9, 2017 19:08:35 GMT -5
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be a chicken sedan.
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Post by tao on Sept 9, 2017 21:09:03 GMT -5
Growing up, I was a lonely child, so my parents decided to cheer me up and bought me a dog. The dog took one look at me and shot himself we looked so much alike.
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Post by kmb499 on Sept 10, 2017 13:38:21 GMT -5
What do Cows do on the weekends? They go to the Moooooovies (courtesy of my 7yo)
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 11, 2017 11:08:33 GMT -5
My dad always told me, "Don't be so quick to find faults."
Great man.. Terrible geologist..
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Post by trashgrind on Sept 14, 2017 10:26:29 GMT -5
why do hipsters always burn their mouth on coffee? they drink it before its cool
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 15, 2017 23:44:53 GMT -5
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell "My money's on the one with the knife"
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 18, 2017 13:14:44 GMT -5
How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge 1000 for it
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Post by tao on Sept 18, 2017 13:37:38 GMT -5
How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge 1000 for it I've actually milked sheep IRL. Not fun, my friend, not fun.
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 21, 2017 18:42:31 GMT -5
A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
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Post by ElderGoose on Sept 21, 2017 19:43:11 GMT -5
Overheard someone saying this today and I lost it.
Dark humor is a lot like clean drinking water, it's not for everyone.
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Post by tao on Sept 22, 2017 0:27:12 GMT -5
A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop? Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids. What's the difference between a bishop and a zit? One doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.
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Post by exokan on Sept 22, 2017 12:12:24 GMT -5
Why do shoes always come in pairs?
Because they like to Converse.
-Stolen from Dan Harmon
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Post by viggosaurus on Sept 22, 2017 15:58:05 GMT -5
veil of maya.
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